Tequila Tampax Anyone? How About A Kotex Kar Bomb?

1 Apr

Apparently the hott new trend in underage drinking is to soak tampons in alcohol before using them. Police in southern Germany report that both underage ladies and underage gentlemen are using the INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS AND TOTALLY UNHEALTHY method known as “slimming” because it eliminates the dead-giveaway alcohol breath. A 14 year old girl collapsed at a recent street  festival because of her vodka soaked pooter plug. The kids are most definitely NOT alright.

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