Safe Sex According to Bristol Palin and The Situation

22 Nov

Lord Help Us.

Bristol Palin and Mike Sorrentino (I’m not calling him “The Situation” on purpose.  This is in protest: the nickname is ridiculous and so is the stupid show he is “famous” for…) have made a pro-abstinence public service announcement. I can’t think of two worse people for the job.

Let’s see, Bristol Palin already has a baby (yet in the PSA claims she’s saving herself for marriage? umm sorry sweetie, the jig is up…), and isn’t the whole premise of Jersey Shore that all the characters hook up irresponsibly all the time? Stupid stupid stupid… Well the product of their horrible partnership is here, sorry if your brain melts or you want to gouge out your eyes after viewing (I know I came close).

In case you lost count, they say some form of the word “situation” 18 times. And “sitch” calls Bristol “B. Palin” twice. Vomit.

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